or, An Old Rhyme Re-envisioned
I once knew a lass from Tacoma
Whose twat had a wondrous aroma.
When the lads took a whiff
About half would get stiff.
The rest would fall into a coma.
Tacoma, WA, with a population of almost 200,000, is the third largest city in the state (gathered from Wikipedia). It sits on the beautiful Puget Sound, along the slightly-less-beautiful I-5. For many years, it was famed for its distinctive smell, the "Tacoma aroma" which I have here reworked into a pussy joke. Tacoma is also home to the University of Puget Sound, a college to which I applied but did not attend. Tacoma's name comes from a Native American name for Mt. Rainier (gathered from my beloved Washington State Place Names by James W. Phillips).
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About the Project
Why write dirty limericks about town names in Washington?
Because:
(1) It's a good formal exercise.
(2) Limericks are totes awesome.
(3) Sexuality is a beautiful and special thing, but it's also completely ridiculous.
(4) The only thing sillier than sex is the names of towns in Washington state.
These limericks are not intended as satires of the towns they mention, but, like most limericks, only use the place name to provide a rhyme.
And, oh yeah, they're dirty.
Because:
(1) It's a good formal exercise.
(2) Limericks are totes awesome.
(3) Sexuality is a beautiful and special thing, but it's also completely ridiculous.
(4) The only thing sillier than sex is the names of towns in Washington state.
These limericks are not intended as satires of the towns they mention, but, like most limericks, only use the place name to provide a rhyme.
And, oh yeah, they're dirty.
I went to UPS and, trust me, you didn't miss much. Tacoma is also the ass-and-armpit of WA. Blech.
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