or, This is What I'm Talking About with the Ridiculous Town Names
or, This is in the First Person but it's not Autobiographical Learn to Separate the Narrator from the Poet this is Lyric Poetry After All Come on People
After sex with a lass from Cowiche
My crotch has become rather itchy.
And now it's all scabby.
I've gotten quite crabby,
So I'm sorry if I have been bitchy.
Cowiche, WA is an unincorporated agricultural town near Yakima in central Washington (Wikipedia). It's name comes from the Native word for "foot log", after a creek bridge nearby (Washington State Place Names).