I know a young man from Port Orchard,
Who likes being tied up and tortured.
But the neighbors complain
Of the whips and the chain
That they, while they sat on their porch, heard.
Port Orchard (pop. 7693 in 2000) is the seat of Kitsap County on the western edge of the Olympic Peninsula, 13 miles west of Seattle (Wikipedia. The town was named after the inlet Port Orchard, named by Vancouver in 1792 after H.M. Orchard, who discovered the inlet (Phillips).