or, Why, Yes, So You Think You Can Dance IS one of my Favorite TV Shows
A street dancer from Castle Rock
Has mastered the cock pop-and-lock.
He's worked to perfect it,
But if you don't expect it,
The cock pop-and-lock's quite a shock.
Castle Rock (pop. 2,130 in 2000) is a town in southwestern Washington, approximately 60 miles north of Portland, OR (Wikipedia). The town is named after a local 190 foot volcanic rock formation which resembles a castle (Phillips). The city's motto is "The Gateway to Mt. St. Helens", due to its proximity to the mountain (Washington Sec. of State Homepage). At one time Castle Rock had a thriving sawmill and timber industry, but today it is primarily a bedroom community (ibid).
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Why write dirty limericks about town names in Washington?
Because:
(1) It's a good formal exercise.
(2) Limericks are totes awesome.
(3) Sexuality is a beautiful and special thing, but it's also completely ridiculous.
(4) The only thing sillier than sex is the names of towns in Washington state.
These limericks are not intended as satires of the towns they mention, but, like most limericks, only use the place name to provide a rhyme.
And, oh yeah, they're dirty.
Because:
(1) It's a good formal exercise.
(2) Limericks are totes awesome.
(3) Sexuality is a beautiful and special thing, but it's also completely ridiculous.
(4) The only thing sillier than sex is the names of towns in Washington state.
These limericks are not intended as satires of the towns they mention, but, like most limericks, only use the place name to provide a rhyme.
And, oh yeah, they're dirty.
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