or, I Have a Sneaking Suspicion This One is Funnier as a Simple "But I Just Met Her!" Joke
A nervous young tranny from Ryderwood
Tried hard as she could do to hide her wood,
'Til one man started begging
For a natural pegging,
And now all day long he will ride her wood.
Ryderwood, WA, was founded in 1923 as a logging camp by the Long-Bell Lumber Company (Time Magazine's "Old Folks at Home", 05/04/1953). it was named after Long-Bell's woods superintendent, William Ryder (Washington State Place Names), and was notable for providing housing not only for loggers, but for their families as well (Time). In 1952, as the logging industry fell apart, the town was bought by the Los Angeles based Senior Estates, Inc., which converted the town into a retirement community (ibid). Today, the town has a population of roughly 300 (Cowlitz County Towns).
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I think what makes it are the little informative blurbs about the towns.
ReplyDeleteYou ryderwood, you brought 'er!
ReplyDeleteThere was a young man from Puyallup
ReplyDeleteWho had an affair with a trollop
He'd put it into her
And start in to screw her
But finish in quite a fast gallop
(Sorry, Puyallup and trollop don't *quite* rhyme, but the first and last lines most definitely do, and this was all I could think of off the top of my head.
There once was a woman in Steilacoom
ReplyDeleteWho screwed many men to a pleasant doom.
"Please try it, don't knock it,
You'll come like a rocket,
And fly out the door with a sonic boom."
Unfortunately Steilacoom is pronounced "still-a-come." Which is actually much funnier. Give it another try?
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